Fandom: Naruto
“‘Why aren’t we at the bar yet?’ Kakuzu grumbled, to no one in particular. ‘Because Leader-sama had to go steal a new car. The last one is still in the impound lot from our last trip to the pub’ Sasori replied flatly.”
Fandom: Super Smash Brothers
“‘its ok Samas is a librul so she hadit cumin’ March said. I looked into his eyes. He was like if the looks of Jaykob and Juston Beeber were combined with the genus of Sean Hanety and Ross Limbog. Expect he had blue hare. My hare was long and bland and really petty.
‘u hat libruls to’ I asked.
‘yea me and Link and Icke r all borne-agen Christens’ Marth said.”
Fandom: Supernatural
“Dean stares. Sam stares back. Cas stares at both of them. There’s a lot of staring.”
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
”(but john can sound way more bitchy because morgan freman plays him)”
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“‘I’m really a dinosaur?’
‘Yes. I’m sorry —’
‘Oh, god, don’t be. Can I eat Anderson?’”
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“Imagine that. The forces of Heaven and Hell had been at War for so long that not even the eldest on either side actually remembered why. And what had the humans been doing? Inventing chocolate.”
Fandom: Naruto
“‘So full.’ sasuke said as his stomach distorted full of naruto’s kyuubi chakra infested sperm.”
Fandom: Sherlock
“Sherlock was inside their fridge.
Just sitting there.
Inside.
The fridge.
Wearing a Storm Troooper helmet.”
Fandom: Doctor Who
“‘FUCW YOU.’ Doctor screamed. The reader looked down at their keyboard to see if the letters W and K were close to eachother.
They weren’t.”
