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Chris Pine, Karl Urban, & JJ Abrams in Sydney for the Star Trek Into Darkness premiere. April 22.
S2G I HAD CANDLES LIT, BOYZ 2 MEN PLAYING, SATIN SHEETS, SOME FINE CHILLED CERVEZA CREMA (IT’S A THING!!!!!! SHUT UP!! WHAT’S A RIESLING IT SOUNDS LIKE A BABY SKIN DISEASE!!! ~oH BBY JOEY’S GOT THE RIESLING U KNOW WE WERE SO WORRIED~) TO ENJOY THAT FINE FINE MAN-FROM-SEX-MOUNTAIN BEARD AND THE WHITE V-NECK WITH ALL RESULTING HIGH CONTRAST TITTY BONERS AND WHATEVER LADIES CARDIGAN THE SELENA OF VAGINAS SCOOPED UP AT FOREVER 21 BUT NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO JJ ~WHO INVITED U~ ABRAMS SHOWS UP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S GONE FROM A RAINFOREST TO SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA. HE LITERALLY DRIED UP ALL THE FLUIDS IN MY BODY, i CAN’T CRY, I AM CHUGGING A BOTTLE OF WATER
LIKE ITS NAME WAS CHRIS PINETHIS ANTIHISTAMINE ROADTROLL MASQUERADING AS A DIRECTOR……LIKE HE OWES ME A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BABELAND OR SOMETHING FOR THIS GOD I ALMOST TURNED TO DUST (CUTE DUST BUT STILL)