Phil Coulson took me to a concert and we watched the sunset. Then, that night we read books and as he put a ring on my finger, he said we need to talk.
THAT’S BECAUSE HE JUST REALLY LOVES DADDY-STEVE AND WANTS TO BREAK UP HIM AND TONY-DAD
Kids, let me tell you the time when…
Maria HillYour Auntie Robin, took me to Times Square. We saw a movie (and a bad one at that) then, that night we cuddled under a blanket and as she whispered in my ear she said “I love you.” Which is really rare for her to say you know…
Clint took me to Central Park. Where we sat awkwardly. Then, that night we held hands and as he looked into my eyes he said, “Let’s go to the bedroom.”
Clint took me to the Helicarrier and we sat awkwardly. Then, that night we walked along the ocean and as he looked into my eyes he said “let’s go to the bedroom.”
Bruce took me to the Helicarrier and we went for a walk. Then, that night we read books and as he put his jacket on me he said “You’re perfect.”
I know, Bruce, I know.
Black Widow took me to the gym and we watched the sunset. Then that night, we read books and as she looked into my eyes, she said, “Come home with me.”