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raedmagdon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

androxibot:

an-old-school-butch:

eazzy–pink:

curseworm:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

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i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

LMAO

S I N

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

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profeminist:

thedailyshow:

President of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards, responds to Republican efforts to defund the organization.

Better Birth Control Access Could Drop Abortion Rate 67%, Save $12 Billion

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melaninerotica:

blissarcheopteryx:

whitewashedhanzo:

i scrolled past this an hour ago and thats when the winston/hanzo drama started happening so im obligated to reblog this to dispense with the bad energy. sorry

Sorry y'all can’t risk it

Feeling it tonight.

8 months ago
22.April.2018
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cannon-fannon:

fairytaleslayer:

adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick

It’s so true. I idolised Ross as a kid and thought Joey was crass. Now?? Everything Ross says makes me cringe and Jesus he’s so self entitled. But Joey?? My baby Joey. Loves sex and sandwiches and is upfront about all of it. I can’t fault him on that.

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e-ripley:

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

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mishasminions:

THEY SAID THEY’D BE WITH EACH OTHER ‘TIL THE END OF THE LINE, AND HERE THEY ARE.

gallusrostromegalus:

honl:

honl:

honl:

honl:

honl:

honl:

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

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LAD SPOTTED

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Update: lad kisses camera

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

FJDHJDJSNDJD

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ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

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LOCAL BOY ACQUIRED

Well, now we know why the lad was in the drain.  free real estate and snacks!


blogging-phelddagrif:

aerialsquid:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

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she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

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her standards have finally been met

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

Your cat is a very prim cat.

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby


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buttnekkidblackgirl:

humunanunga:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

Jackpot

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This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

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I lost count

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

theme.